“So… you’re my 94 year-old father?” “So… you wore a purple tweed cat suit to our wedding?” Old or not, Parker is handy around the…
Argh, the thief! I’m glad he chose to steal the stove (which is replaceable) instead of Ana’s painting (which is not). I bought the house…
Tyler woke up that day at the ripe old age of 92. He started the day the way he always did: with calisthenics. He was…
The next day, I had Napoleon invite Parker Langerak over to meet the baby. To my surprise, he showed up OLDER. I guess having an…
Napoleon wanted to go fishing again, so I sent her to the pond behind the science building. I imagine you could catch some crazy fish…