“So… you’re my 94 year-old father?” “So… you wore a purple tweed cat suit to our wedding?”
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Old or not, Parker is handy around the house. He’s terrible at cooking, but he enjoys helping Kerri with her homework.
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Shortly after the wedding, Napoleon began To Show. And man, is that a demonic look, or what?
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Incidentally, right after I took this screenshot, the game gave me a pop-up message. Parker’s ex-wife Alecia gave birth to a baby girl, Tessa. Those 94 year-old men can really get around!
Meanwhile, Ana is going strong. 106 days old, and she still gardens every day.
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Since Ana is Evil, I thought she might like to explore the mausoleum. I was wrong. It was funny, though!
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Napoleon went into labor as she and Kerri were swimming at the neighborhood pool. That’s right; her water broke in the pool. But hey, that’s what chlorine is for, right?
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She and Kerri rushed to the hospital. Somehow Parker got there, too. They returned home with a baby girl.
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Using the same “stick my finger in the white pages” method as before, I have named her: Amber. The game let me choose her traits, so I picked Brave and Athletic.