The next day, I had Napoleon invite Parker Langerak over to meet the baby. To my surprise, he showed up OLDER. I guess having an illegitimate child behind your wife’s back can really age a guy.
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He looked taken aback at first. But he kept racing back to the bedroom to take care of the baby.
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She has his eyes!
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Napoleon invited Parker to stay the night, and he agreed. Then he spent the rest of the night hitting on her mom. SO GROSS.
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Napoleon was angry, but she didn’t do anything about it. She chose instead to walk out of the room. Very mature of her, I must say.
Parker left first thing in the morning (to go back to his wife, Alecia). That afternoon, Kerri turned into a toddler.
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Maybe it’s just the short blonde hair and the red cardigan, but she kind of has an Annie Lennox look.