Author: Erika

Argh, the thief! I’m glad he chose to steal the stove (which is replaceable) instead of Ana’s painting (which is not). I bought the house…

Napoleon keeps getting these wishes to work out, to go jogging, to go swimming. Maybe she’s feeling the need to lose the baby weight. Maybe…

I’m skipping Kerri’s toddler days, because they were largely unremarkable. Before I knew it, she had grown up into a child. A child with really…

Tyler woke up that day at the ripe old age of 92. He started the day the way he always did: with calisthenics. He was…

The next day, I had Napoleon invite Parker Langerak over to meet the baby. To my surprise, he showed up OLDER. I guess having an…

Napoleon wanted to go fishing again, so I sent her to the pond behind the science building. I imagine you could catch some crazy fish…

Parker Langerak agreed to stay the night. They went into the kitchen for a bit of a snack, then fell asleep. The next morning, Parker…

The next day, I had Napoleon invite Parker Lagnerak over again. He came right over – what the heck, he’s unemployed (and rich!) what else…

When last we left Napoleon, she had been smitten by Parker Langerak. By the way, this is Parker’s house. Where he lives with his wife…