Author: Erika

While Kerri was starting off on her burgeoning career in crime, Amber grew into a child. “Mommy, we’re all out of beds, and places to…

Kerri had her birthday, and is now a Young Adult. The party didn’t go very well. Half of the guests were Kerri’s teenage friends. As…

Death came for Parker on his wedding night. Parker turned into a ghost in the bedroom, then drifted outside to meet Death on the back…

“So… you’re my 94 year-old father?” “So… you wore a purple tweed cat suit to our wedding?” Old or not, Parker is handy around the…

Argh, the thief! I’m glad he chose to steal the stove (which is replaceable) instead of Ana’s painting (which is not). I bought the house…

Napoleon keeps getting these wishes to work out, to go jogging, to go swimming. Maybe she’s feeling the need to lose the baby weight. Maybe…

I’m skipping Kerri’s toddler days, because they were largely unremarkable. Before I knew it, she had grown up into a child. A child with really…

Tyler woke up that day at the ripe old age of 92. He started the day the way he always did: with calisthenics. He was…

The next day, I had Napoleon invite Parker Langerak over to meet the baby. To my surprise, he showed up OLDER. I guess having an…