<p>On the day Gus turned 106, I steered him into the bathroom and applied some guyliner. Because I think it’s awesome, that’s why.<div align=”center”><img src=”/images/2010/03/329-05.jpg”></div>
<p>It also happened to be the girls’ birthday. Which somehow I had overlooked. Sorry, girls! <div align=”center”><img src=”/images/2010/03/329-06.jpg”></div>
<p>Since Pearl was born first, she’s the heir. I gave her a cute flippy haircut which I bought at the Sims 3 store, because apparently my life has been reduced to the point where I spend real money buying hairstyles for imaginary computer people.
<p>P.S. I myself have not gotten a haircut in ten months, and I could hardly be said to have a “hairstyle.” Unless “I try not to make it angry” is a hair style.
<p>P.P.S. Then again, a brand new hairstyle for an imaginary computer person <a href=”http://store.thesims3.com/productDetail.html?productId=OFB-SIM3:17187&categoryId=11959&scategoryId=11990&pcategoryId=11989&ppcategoryId=11989&gender=female&startAt=0″>only costs a dollar.</a> So there’s that.<div align=”center”><img src=”/images/2010/03/329-07.jpg”></div>
<p>Opal walks out of the house. No one notices. Man, that always makes me sad!