Hot Tub Woo Hoo Time?

#5 met Krissy Roman on the sidewalk in front of the grocery store. It was love lust at first sight!

I knew we were on the right track when I noticed she thought about him after he walked away.

I had already given him the Master of Seduction lifetime reward. (Fertility Treatment, too.) She didn’t have a chance!

Plus, who could resist that weaselly little pencil mustache?

Not Krissy, that’s for sure!

I invited her home, and tried like the dickens to fulfill #5’s wish to “Woo Hoo in Hot Tub.” But it just wasn’t happening.

They had to resort to just using the bed, instead. How boring! But I was feeling mischievous, so I chose “Try for Baby.” And surprise! Krissy is now carrying the next generation of Splines. Guess I’d better marry her into the family!

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