#5 met Krissy Roman on the sidewalk in front of the grocery store. It was
love lust at first sight!
I knew we were on the right track when I noticed she thought about him after he walked away.
I had already given him the Master of Seduction lifetime reward. (Fertility Treatment, too.) She didn’t have a chance!
Plus, who could resist that weaselly little pencil mustache?
Not Krissy, that’s for sure!
I invited her home, and tried like the dickens to fulfill #5’s wish to “Woo Hoo in Hot Tub.” But it just wasn’t happening.
They had to resort to just using the bed, instead. How boring! But I was feeling mischievous, so I chose “Try for Baby.” And surprise! Krissy is now carrying the next generation of Splines. Guess I’d better marry her into the family!