Not a ghost.

So disappointing! Particularly since she’s too close to her Elder birthday to get pregnant again. I named him Patrick because I didn’t know at the time if he was a ghost or not. (By the way, did you know that Demi Moore has heterochromia meaning that one eye is hazel and the other green? A lot of celebrities have heterochromia including Mila Kunis and did you realize she was born in the Ukraine, and was only able to emigrate to the US thanks to a lottery system and HELP HELP GET ME OFF WIKIPEDIA HELP I CAN’T STOP CLICKING.) Pearl surveyed the reeking fridge, the clouds of flies swirling around the pile of dirty dishes on the dining table, and was unimpressed.

Sometimes the semi-permanent ghosts clean up a dish or two. Other times they just drift on past, pretending not to notice the mess.

I’ve done the same thing myself!

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