While Cooper is waddling around the house with her giant pregnancy belly and throwing up at all hours, Darren ignored little Elliott (bad) to wash some dishes (good) while wearing a tuxedo (why).
Darren is finally famous enough to hold his own “meet and greet” events where he signs autographs, meets fans, thanks them for coming, and so forth. It’s every bit as delightfully inane as it sounds.
His college friend showed up to the event, and they hit it off.
Like… really hit it off.
Why, Darren, you scoundrel!