Dudebro Grows Up

Beckett showed up to his best friend’s birthday party looking like every dudebro you’ve ever met. I believe this must be his formal backwards baseball cap. It goes so well with the camo cargo pants, don’t you think?

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I was having trouble juggling his job and finding him a mate. Eventually I gave up and had him quit a job to prowl the clubs full-time. (As a comedian, shitty night clubs are his natural habitat.)

He quickly hit it off with a cute redhead named Baylee. It was a whirlwind romance, and within a few days he popped the question. I kind of wish it had been somewhere more romantic than his childhood bedroom, but whatever, it’s fine, let’s move on.

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The wedding was a typically (for me) awkward affair. The groom had to use the bathroom, and kept doing the “pee pee dance” during the ceremony.

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I have yet to get the wedding cake to work right in Sims 4. I need to look up how to do this properly. This one ended up plonked sadly on a desk. Also someone had already eaten a slice before it was deployed. Needless to say, the newlywed couple was not able to share their first slice. Maybe next wedding I’ll get it right.

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Before long, Baylee was barfing and thinking about babies!

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