Kay got home just in time to greet the Grim Reaper.
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“Hi, I’m Kay. I have a thing for serial marrying old guys. I think we’ll be seeing each other a lot.”
Once Death had cleared the house, she invited Gus House over for the night. They spent the evening busting a move to the upstairs stereo.
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Then they busted a move under the covers, if you know what I mean! (I assume you are able to parse my clever single entendre.)
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The next day was a big one. Opal and Pearl grew up into teenagers, and Kay proposed marriage.
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“I’m hungry.” “I need to do my homework.” “Marry me?” Super romantic!
They were wed first thing the next morning.
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“Till death do us part. Which, considering you’re 91, will probably be soon!”