Kay got home just in time to greet the Grim Reaper.
“Hi, I’m Kay. I have a thing for serial marrying old guys. I think we’ll be seeing each other a lot.”
Once Death had cleared the house, she invited Gus House over for the night. They spent the evening busting a move to the upstairs stereo.
Then they busted a move under the covers, if you know what I mean! (I assume you are able to parse my clever single entendre.)
The next day was a big one. Opal and Pearl grew up into teenagers, and Kay proposed marriage.
“I’m hungry.” “I need to do my homework.” “Marry me?” Super romantic!
They were wed first thing the next morning.
“Till death do us part. Which, considering you’re 91, will probably be soon!”