The day started out chaotically. I had lost track of Angela’s needs, and she ended up passing out on the kitchen floor.

But not before baking a lovely Key Lime Pie for no apparent reason. Everyone ate it, though! Mmm, random pie.

Suddenly, Bertha went into labor!

Push! Push! Breathe!

GHOST BEBEH. I named her Anya. Isn’t she glow-y?

Amidst all the chaos, I heard the “fwoomp” of a teleporting gnome. I searched around and found a Magic Vampire Gnome just standing there in the middle of the living room floor.

Absolutely no idea where it came from, either.

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