Beckett is a sullen, pudgy teen with a Lifetime Ambition to be the world’s greatest comedian. Well, kid, you’re never going to get anywhere unless you start working, so let’s get cracking!
I sent him to the computer to work on his first comedy routine, which the game named “Cats, Cats, Cats!”
Doesn’t he just look like the worst kind of self-satisfied little shit?
I spent some time choosing an outfit for him. I wanted something that said “Ask Me About My Edgy Stand-Up Comedy Act.”
God I hate this smug little asshole.