Dylan was in such a bad mood from breakfast that it triggered a rebellious mood swing, and he skipped school to stay home and browse the web. I want to punish him, but it’s just a little too… on point. I can’t bring myself to do it.
That night, Cyra fed on Dylan AGAIN. Cyra!!! CHILDREN ARE NOT FOOD.
I felt so bad for Dylan, I let him go to the neighborhood Mischief & Mayhem Festival. Dylan has a lot of charisma and social skills, AND he has several criminal traits. Basically he’s on track to become a charismatic grifter or serial killer. (Or both.)
LOL let’s all take a moment to appreciate how drunk this lady is, though.
And then it was time for Dylan to grow up into a Young Adult! I did what I always do, which is click the Randomize button until I find the most hilarious outfit. I’m calling this “Glam Prep Hipster.”