The day started well enough. Hank and Rusty sat down to work on Rusty’s homework. (Directly in front of the front door. Not sure why.)…
I completed Groundhog Day by buying another top-of-the-line microwave. First Carissa lamented the squishy humans’ habit of reproducing via a parasitic growth. Then they fell…
Carissa started talking to the microwave. Then she fell madly in love. Cold, dead eyes and all. Henry did a bit of gardening. While Mort…
I decided I wanted to reprogram Carissa, the SimBot, so I sent her to take a shower. When she came out of the shower, she…
I really hate our robot. She makes annoying noises. I sent her to stand in a puddle and repair the dishwasher, but it didn’t kill…